All in a dream.

ticklishbutts:

theladyofpie:

ticklishbutts:

the Cold War is basically just the United State and the Soviet Union saying how big of a penis they have but when it comes down to it neither of them actually want to flash the other to show for fear the other actually does have a bigger penis

Holy shit, that’s spot on

I don’t post faulty penis analogies so of course it is

(via greatwhiteprivilege)

time to go read my bedtime story

(via mrhadmatter)

sylvanburningcenter:

terrorists and bad people in general probably don’t masturbate enough I think if they did they would smile and make food instead of doing bad things

muggleland:

the ceo of ambercrrombie and fitch has a lot of nerve saying that ugly people shouldn’t wear his clothes when he looks like a caucasian orc from the lord of the rings

(via mrhadmatter)

gamsee:

do you see this, son? this is an screenshot from my old blog back in ‘13. look how many followers i had. yes im sorry that we’re living on the streets son but at least your dad was funky fresh back in his blogging days

(via mrhadmatter)

witchgoth:

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(via mrhadmatter)

sidnugget:

I would enjoy school more if it was acceptable to bring a blanket

(via linds-lee-wells)

heartless:

It’s annoying when you are fucking fed up with someone’s shit but you don’t want to start something so you have to pretend like you don’t care

(via solikeumyeah)

rowling-in-the-deep:

if you don’t burst out singing your favorite songs when you’re home alone you’re lying

(via linds-lee-wells)

crabparty:

my brother had a dream he spent 20 dollars on a hotdog and he woke up screaming

(via linds-lee-wells)